1997

lilkimstole:

silverware from red lobster

Is it me or are condoms fun for everything but their practical use?

DUDE WTF A GIRL FROM MY SCHOOL WAS NOMINATED ON THE GRAMMY THING WHAAAT

snorlaxatives:

what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight

rnax:

sometimes I forget rack city and yolo are actual things in real life and not stupid shit from tumblr

hoshaway:

Can’t sleep

Thinkin bout boobies

olympiclub:

my school cant afford fake babies so for that parenting project we use 5lb bags of flour and i wrapped mine in duct tape so that it didn’t leak and on the first day i accidentally left it on the bus and the bus monitor brought it into the office and they thought it was either a bomb or cocaine

wizcoylifa:

i said i was going to bed but instead i played with a can of compressed air instead of cleaning my keyboard with it and stared at the ceiling

lamestuck:

sometimes i’m in a really good mood but then i remember something embarrassing and i just  

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i typed this with my kidney

dietchola:

cybergay:

dietchola:

i typed this with my vagina

im goign to kill myself i guess the girls win this round  fucking  hate r s 

thats right cybergay im comin for u

tabit:

If you don’t live within 100 miles stop being perfect because I’m very close to a mental breakdown

I started eating and forgot that I was dying my hair

mormondad:

hanging up on rough phone sex

gossipgran:

phone sex is weird

teapayne:

I hope when I die I come back to earth as a big furry spider, cause nobody fucks with big furry spiders

iphone420:

I can’t make fun of people for not being funny because I’m not funny but I do it anyway

mydogsmokes:

the word cisfuck makes me laugh forever

iphone420:

mortal-remains said: when i was scene i saw metro station live it was so bad

I’m getting this tattooed on my butt

cybergay:

alsO  WHATS WITH TwINKY PORNSTARS WHo DONT SHAVE THEIR BUTTS????? LIKE WHAT RU ACTUALYL DOING 

iphone420:

I really want small boobs so I can get implants because that’s more fun than real big boobs you feel me

I’m gonna look at this blog later and regret it

edwrad:

i live in this cute little alternate reality where everything’s exactly the way i think it is and whatever you say is dumb and wrong and faggot

cybergay:

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shavingryansprivates:

today on “can i make really awful stupid posts and still get notes”

I hope everyone looks at my blog on mobile because my theme is embarrassing

txtpostprincess:

virgins with porn blogs hAHhAHAH me :((

teenporno:

the goverment lies about everything i bet obama is really white

the-yolocaust2-electric-boogaloo:

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teenporno:

still waiting for someone to cum on a picture of me

I was gonna start this blog up but I want to sleep instead so I’m just sticking to having a myspace theme that I thought was kind of weird ok bye